at the HARD ROCK CAFE SEATTLE on JULY 17, we are throwing our own festival in honor of all the great music acts that have graced the seaMOnster and continue to do so.  Performing that night will be MCTUFF TRIO, THADILLAC, HAIKU-CHI, POLYRYTHMICS, DAS VIBENBASS, CRISTINA ORBE, SOULCHILDE, SHANGHAI PEARL, DIZTORTION, and YOU!!  we are also releasing a cd that night culled from live recordings at the seaMOnster lounge done by ED BAYLESS.. soon you will also be able to purchase them on this site!!!  summertime, rooftop deck, fire pits, couches, bar, downtown sound views… $8 presale (less than the movies, went and saw PREDATORS, and it totally ROCKS!!)

that’s right, now you can download the haiku-chi cd for $3 right from this website and everybody wins!! PAYPAL is so easy, and it’s totally secure! coming very soon… the DIRTY FONK SHOW, the 2nd release from HAIKU-CHI as well as t-shirts, seamonster live recordings by ED BAYLESS, and much much more STAY ON IT

i wanted to share my vast knowledge of local pizza with you. what? you doubt my pizza prowess? let me inform you that i spent more than $1000 on pizza’s at olympia pizza II (shrimp, garlic, onion), another $1000 at pudge brothers( breadsticks!!), and more than $2000 and counting at milano’s(medium chicken, fresh garlic, light on cheese). by far the best value is milano’s. they deliver to my house within 25 minutes and it’s 12.80 for a medium 2 topping(say you have the $2 off coupon). + every once in a while you get the movie phone voice guy taking your order, you’ll see what i mean. u dubbers swear on pizza ragazzi and i’ve been drunk and mowed down on some of that goodness, but i’ve also ordered a late night pizza from there and been disappointed. the worst pizza on the block for me is wallingford pizza house. that deep dish soggy mess was something i have never gone back to and it’s just across the street. i’ve heard they do other styles and that they are really good so maybe someday someone will kidnap me and force me to eat some pizza. pudge brothers is so tasty and the crust is all doughy like i like it, and the sauce is spicy and tangy. but it always gives me volcano butt afterwards. it was worth it for a while, but not anymore which brings me to SEAMONSTER PIZZA! come check out the best value on the block from 5pm to 9pm every day. it’s a mashed black bean/veggie stew base with red pepper, tomato, onion, garlic, jalepeno and mozzarella on a flat bread. add spicy andouille sausage for $2 DELICIOUS (takes 15 minutes)

HUGE THANKS to all for the birthday love received this week. my birthday and TRISTAN’s, JOHNNY V’S, LAUREN MURPHY, AND KIMO’s all fell on february 2nd followed by PAUL FISCHER’s on the 3rd, MARK MATTREY and TIM CURRY on the 5th and all the rest of the beautiful folks whom i missed. stay tuned in the next few months when we host birthdays for many more of seattles BEST MUSICIANS including… P.K. and BARRETT MARTIN check your seaMonster calendar and get your penis or vagina cake at the EROTIC BAKERY down the street. (or titty cake)

what’s the use in getting anything that isnt 100% juice? it happens to be my favorite food so i know a little about this topic. anything with sugar added is crap. look for r.w. knudsen’s mega green juice (it’ll help you poo), or the cranberry or cherry cider from Naturally Preferred. (upstairs in the natural food section of QFC wallingford) they are 2 or 4 times larger than Odwalla, but half the price. and if you’re making your own juice at home… carrot, and apple are the basis of almost everything cause they are good and inexpensive. throw in a cucumber when they’re on sale or a pineapple…mmmmmmmmmm

these first few months back have been amazing.  it’s really hard work keeping up with a full menu of food, drinks, and entertainment… but you make it worth it when you give the love back.  weve recently added an amazing mural by Julie Costanzo.  you can check out some of her work at JULIE COSTANZO ART.com… the music quality has been AMAZING… last week SKERIK joined MCTUFF on tuesday, and the week before that BARRET MARTIN and co. threw a birthday bash for our beloved JIMI HENDRIX that was full of FIRE.  ED has been recording many of the nights here and were trying to put out a LIVE AT THE SEAMONSTER DISC within the next few months… i’ve started making bread here, and PIE… HAPPY HOLIDAYS from the seamonster family

HAIKU-CHI, the funk/rock/soul band featuring SEAMONSTER owner ANDREW NUNEZ, and superstar drummer/vocalist/dj WOOGIE D are playing NEW YEARS eve at the HIGH DIVE opening the show for MCTUFF which features local ROCKSTAR SKERIK on saxophone, ANDY COEguitar, JOE DORIA B-3 organ, and DVONNE LEWIS on drums.  bring yo ass to the earth’s birthday, it’s gonna be jampacked!!!

The SeaMonster is once again one of the finest lounges in SEATTLE, ANDREW is back as owner/operator so come see/feel the difference.  Located in WALLINGFORD, SeaMonster  is THE neighborhood music venue and local hangout offering inexpensive drinks, 6 beers on tap, home-made bar snacks/desserts, burlesque and world class live music.