I WAS driving through the U district the other day and stopped at an italian place I saw called DORIA’S, I wanted a cup of Joe. the door was closed, but I heard this whistling coming from somewhere.. I followed it around back and in the alley perched on a balcony above me was a gleaming white figure. It’s song was so beautiful, I tried to catch a bettter glimpse of it by walking to where the sun was not in my eyes.. but then I realized the sun was not out at all. The overwhelming brightness was emanating from this whistling being. I spoke to it, and the whistling stopped. A big brown robe was thrown over the whiteness allowing me to see for the first time… ANDY COE!! apparently he lives above DORIA’S Italian restaurant and was drying his hair in the wind after a nice shower out on his balcony… I said “what’s up Andy!” and he said, “that name is dead to me… from now on call me, THE WHITE WHISTLER!” TONIGHT AT 10:30 at the seaMONSTER LOUNGE, THE awesome LIVE JAZZ/FUNK OF McTuff with JOE DORIA, TARIK ABOUZIED, CLIFF COLON, and THE WHITE WHISTLER (andy coe) NO COVER CHARGE